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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

  • Guides
    Guides

    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

  • Banter
    Banter

    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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    Epiphora-approved porn

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Fun Factory

Fun Factory is a German vibrator manufacturer. Their designs are whimsical and colorful. The best Fun Factory toys are the innovative Stronic G and Stronic Surf (they thrust!) and versatile external vibe Volta. They also make menstrual cups and my fave silicone butt plug, the Bootie.

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Fun Factory Corsar rechargeable vibrator
Sex Toy ReviewsVibrators

Review: Corsar

November 26, 2007
Corsar is my first 100% silicone toy, and I have to say, I am delighted. I’ve heard all the gushing about...
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Giveaway: rock your G-spot with the Fun Factory Stronic G!
Giveaways

Giveaway: rock your G-spot!

April 17, 2018
Hey, friend, how’s your G-spot doing lately? Still real, despite what the media says? Perhaps feeling a bit drab, a little...
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Anyway How's Your Sex Life?BanterGreatest HitsGuides

Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

May 10, 2016
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
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Sex Toy ReviewsVibrators

Review: Twister

March 6, 2009
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
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Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.
Greatest HitsGuides

Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

November 15, 2013
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
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Fun Factory Delight rechargeable silicone G-spot vibrator
Sex Toy ReviewsVibrators

Review: Delight

April 18, 2008
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...
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Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion pulsator on an ornate rug.
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Review: Bi Stronic Fusion

October 31, 2016
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
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Fun Factory Volta vibrator (black line) in the snow.
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Giveaway: get goth with an all black vibrator!

March 19, 2019
The last vestiges of winter are stubbornly hanging on, but I know just how to melt your frozen hearts: a...
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DildosSex Toy Reviews

Review: Curve

June 21, 2009
The Fun Factory Curve is a curly 100% silicone dildo that is not ashamed of its adorableness. It’s made of a...
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Minna Limon vibrator
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Sex toy news: magnetic kegel balls and Hitachi’s shame

June 5, 2013
The “big” news this time is yet another crowdfunding project, for a vibrator called Limon. It’s made by Minna, makers...
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Giveaways

Winner of the Stronic Eins!

May 17, 2013
You’ve all been waiting with baited breath, I’m sure, to find out who won my Stronic Eins giveaway. So I...
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LELO Luna Beads Noir kegel balls
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Sex toy news: thrusting toys and blinged-out vibes

November 15, 2012
Dude, Tantus has gone nuts with the new things this month! Not only did they re-design their website (eradicating most...
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Giveaways

The hella gay rainbow dildo giveaway

July 5, 2022
Happy belated Pride to all my queer compadres! I spent June sick with COVID, suffering through gloomy weather (homophobic, Oregon),...
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Sex Toy ReviewsVibrators

Review: Sally Seal

February 1, 2008
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
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Review: Tiny Dildos

April 1, 2016
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
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Rock your G-spot giveaway winners!

May 19, 2018
Recently, somebody pointed out to me just how far my giveaways have come. An old giveaway from the early days...
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G-Spot Rx vibrator, a rabbit-style vibe in clinical blue, with a strange little rub on the shaft that rocks back and forth.

The world’s FIRST and only REAL G-spot toy! Ever!!!

Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.

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