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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

  • Guides
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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

  • Banter
    Banter

    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

    Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

    A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.

    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Epiphora-approved sex toy shops

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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    Epiphora-approved porn

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Tantus

Tantus is a sex toy manufacturer best known for its 100% silicone dildos and butt plugs. I love a lot of their stuff, including the Cush O2, Echo, Ryder, and Magma. Their tiny dildos are adorable and they have an incredible closeout section. Cheap cheap cheap silicone toys!

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Legend for my header

April 12, 2011
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
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Afterward

March 25, 2011
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
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ALL GREEN sex toys! YES!
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Giveaway: Green sex toys for everyone!

February 28, 2011
I’ve never been a big participator in St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t go out and get wasted on Irish Car...
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Tantus Sherbet in its old packaging
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Tantus Sherbet and old packaging

October 27, 2010
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
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Tantus, your neon colors are killin’ me

October 15, 2010
Yes, this is real life. Awesome silicone sex toy manufacturer Tantus has decided to make a limited run of three...
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Guest Review: Alumina Motion

June 23, 2010
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
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Blogiversary blowout: oodles of sex toys

October 6, 2009
Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...
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Review: Stroker

July 20, 2009
I had a lot of hope for the Tantus Stroker. It’s one of the only 100% silicone masturbation sleeves in existence, made...
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Review: Echo

July 11, 2009
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
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Review: Alumina Pace

July 3, 2009
After my disappointing experience with California Exotic’s aluminum butt plugs, Metis Black (president of Tantus) offered to send me Tantus’s...
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Sneak peek at the new Tantus Curve

May 23, 2009
As a graduation present to myself, I ordered two dildos from Tantus’ grab bag section: the Twist and the Acute...
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Review: Alumina Revolve & Motion

January 17, 2009
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
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Review: Ripple (small)

November 15, 2008
I knew the Tantus Ripple would be amazing. How? Well, for one, Tantus can do no wrong; their toys are...
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New arrival: Goddess

October 8, 2008
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
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Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.

Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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We-Vibe Rave rechargeable app-compatible G-spot vibrator on a reflective table.

Review: Rave

My pink sex toys all together. YOU REPULSE ME.

The color most likely to send me on a murderous rampage

Wobbling Willy, a magenta dildo with a bobble head attached.

What, you don’t want a dildo with your boyfriend’s face on it?

Wahl, Hitachi, Rock Box

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Sex toy temporary tattoos and the lengths we go through to photograph them. Photo by Kate Sinclaire.

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