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Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go, never trifling with inferior materials. Their designs weren’t cookie-cutter or heterocentric; they were whimsical, non-phallic, cast in bright colors and marketed with playfulness. In today’s hyper-modern, ultra-enlightened sex toy landscape, these choices may not seem noteworthy — but Fun Factory was founded in 1996, and I assure you things were very different then. Pull up the 1996 version of any […]... Keep Reading

Favorite sex toys EVER

I’ve put hundreds of things on/in/around my genitals, so it means a lot to make it here.

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Vibratex Princessa standing up on a marble table.
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only for clicking and dragging while... Keep Reading
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options has become so vast, it... Keep Reading
Black LELO Ora (original), blue LELO Ora 2 on a hardwood floor.
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in all caps. Just a single,... Keep Reading
We-Vibe Wish rechargeable clitoral vibrator on a small table, next to a clock and necklace.
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas: “consistency is key, especially when... Keep Reading

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