Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show off our fits, or be sus about anything. Sex blogs were in their early days, and corporations hadn’t ruined April Fool’s Day. I was a newly-minted blogger. I had a domain name, and I wasn’t afraid to use it. If you visited...
Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.
Not something you hear often, is it? But it’s true: for over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet. Highly trusted and well-known for my snarky yet authentic sex toy reviews, I’ve been called “the Samantha Bee of our nether regions.” Welcome to Hey Epiphora, where the lube flows like wine, the G-spot isn’t a mystery, and masturbation sessions frequently end with me wondering, “did humans even test this?!”
Not sure where to begin?
Dive into my sex toy reviews or my greatest posts, visit my 900+ sex toy collection, skip straight to my all-time faves, peruse my FAQ, or go shopping.
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