Black Friday deals are HERE! Best prices you'll find on sex toys all year! Shop now
GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. This is it: my annual list of the best sex toy deals for Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you’ve been waiting to buy the vibrator, dildo, or butt plug of your dreams, I suggest getting it now. Discounts like these don’t happen on such a grand, sweeping scale at any other time of the year. Best of all? You can stay in your pajamas! In fact, I ENCOURAGE IT! As always, I have many exclusive codes […]... Keep Reading

Favorite sex toys EVER

I’ve put hundreds of things on/in/around my genitals, so it means a lot to make it here.

Greatest hits

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Slice of rainbow pride cake necklaces on a tie-dye fabric
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights at the coast, in an... Keep Reading
Black LELO Ora (original), blue LELO Ora 2 on a hardwood floor.
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in all caps. Just a single,... Keep Reading
LELO Ida vibrator in a box of various nail polishes.
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in his eyes. The despair. The... Keep Reading

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