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Epiphora's best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday!
GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. This is it: my annual list of the best sex toy deals for Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you’ve been waiting to buy the vibrator, dildo, or butt plug of your dreams, I suggest getting it now. Discounts like these don’t happen on such a grand, sweeping scale at any other time of the year. Best of all?...
Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.
We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees were trickling in, dodging the drizzling rain as they embarked upon their COVID tests. We made small talk as we awaited our results, eyeing each others’ silhouettes. What’s small talk and what’s flirtation? Here, the line is fuzzy. That’s what makes it...

Favorite sex toys EVER

Iā€™ve put hundreds of things on/in/around my genitals, so it means a lot to make it here.

Greatest hits

Iā€™m sure my writing teachers are very proud.

Bubble Love pleasure jet and Dilly dildo attachment on an old boat dock.
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the bottom of the tub, water...
Me in my Princessa video review
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only for clicking and dragging while...
Je Joue SaSi oral sex toy.
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most innovative sex toys on the...

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When you just need some righteous rage. So, every day?

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I canā€™t be held responsible for what you find here. Iā€™ve been blogging for over 15 years, yo.