Free Magic Wand VOTE pin with purchase of a Magic Wand Rechargeable at Babeland or Good Vibes, while supplies last.
2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a precarious election that may lead to the collapse of society as we know it. But despite the hellscape that is this year, some good traditions persist, and one of those is my annual sex toy giveaway. Of course, the usual whimsical themes wouldn’t cut it this time around. This is not a time for carnivals. It’s a time for survival. […]... Keep Reading

Favorite sex toys EVER

I’ve put hundreds of things on/in/around my genitals, so it means a lot to make it here.

Greatest hits

I’m sure my writing teachers are very proud.

Fun Toys G-Vibe, a purple dildo with a split shape, creepin' on the neighbors through the blinds.
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future and confirm my previous findings.... Keep Reading
Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of planes… but I don’t pine... Keep Reading
Fun Factory Stronic G pulsator on a slab of white marble.
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a dildo and definitely not a... Keep Reading
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most innovative sex toys on the... Keep Reading

Daily dose of snark

When you just need some righteous rage. So, every day?