How to pick out a sex toy gift

My guide to not fucking it up.

Sex toys on top of wrapping paper.
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased, considering I own hundreds of them and have been testing them and reviewing them for many years, but you know. The point is, I have OPINIONS about things that go on vulvas and in vaginas and butts, and even sometimes over penises.... Keep Reading
GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. The time has come again, and my yearly tradition is back: a comprehensive list of the best sex toy deals during Black Friday and Cyber Monday! If you’ve been waiting to buy the vibrator, dildo, or butt plug of your dreams, now is your chance. Discounts like these don’t happen on such a sweeping scale at any other time of the year. Fill up your cart and also your orifices. As always, I have exclusive codes you […]... Keep Reading

Favorite sex toys EVER

I’ve put hundreds of things on/in/around my genitals, so it means a lot to make it here.

Greatest hits

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The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used to strengthen the pelvic floor... Keep Reading
We-Vibe Wish rechargeable clitoral vibrator on a small table, next to a clock and necklace.
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas: “consistency is key, especially when... Keep Reading
Vixen Creations Randy dildo in the chocolate color, chilling with some moss on my patio.
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.” I’m quite sure of this,... Keep Reading