Not something you hear often, is it? But it’s true: for over a decade, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet. Highly trusted and well-known for my snarky yet authentic sex toy reviews, I’ve been called “the Samantha Bee of our nether regions.” Welcome to Hey Epiphora, where the lube flows like wine, the G-spot isn’t a mystery, and masturbation sessions frequently end with me wondering, “did humans even test this?!”
Dive into my sex toy reviews or my greatest posts, visit my 700+ sex toy collection, skip straight to my all-time faves, peruse my FAQ, or go shopping.
Greatest hits
I’m sure my writing teachers are very proud.
Daily dose of snark
When you just need some righteous rage. So, every day?
Ancient Post Randomizer™
I can’t be held responsible for what you find here. I’ve been blogging for over a decade, yo.
