Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
Year: 2009
I expect a lot from Sasha Grey. And I expected a lot from The Birthday Party, since it marks one...
Ahhh, the end of my blogiversary blowout! I am excited to announce the seven lucky winners. First I chose my...
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
If you have a stuffed-up nose and malfunctioning taste buds, Intimate Organics Hydra will seem completely perfect. It’s water-based, glycerin...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s Content is meant to speak for itself —...
Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome — which is why I am generally skeptical of...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the...
After all the voting on the entries for the Pure Wand contest, I am proud to finally announce the winning...