I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
Year: 2010
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
There is something about Kimberly Kane’s brain that I really like. My Own Master, her latest directorial movie, reminds me...
This is what I call a fucking tease: Oh, you want to click on the toys? See bigger pictures? Read...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
I had such fun with all of you throughout my Woodgasm giveaway! Especially at the bangin’ Twitter parties! Now that...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...