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April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us...
Sex toy retailers who truly care about ethics, design, the blogging community, and customer satisfaction are few and far between....
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was as a teenager, look no further than the...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
...is a RIDICULOUS deal. Tantus always has epic sales, and their sale this year isn’t any different! They have various bundles of toys with deep discounts, and individual toys are also discounted. Plus, you can use code EPIPHORA to get an additional 15% off already amazing sale prices. As always,...
