The ChillDil (or if you prefer, there’s a Twitter account), the brainchild of That Toy Chick, is a sleeve for heating and cooling...
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November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
Ahhh, the end of my blogiversary blowout! I am excited to announce the seven lucky winners. First I chose my...
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
If you have a stuffed-up nose and malfunctioning taste buds, Intimate Organics Hydra will seem completely perfect. It’s water-based, glycerin...
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come...
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But theΒ Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
I expect a lot from Sasha Grey. And I expected a lot from The Birthday Party, since it marks one...
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...

















