The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
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Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome — which is why I am generally skeptical of...
I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the...
A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?. I decided...
For a set of restraints, the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System seems to make a dangerous declaration: fuck bedposts....
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
Ten inches of stainless steel. Two spheres of extreme G-spot stimulation. One and a half pounds. The sex toy, the...
Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s Content is meant to speak for itself —...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
After all the voting on the entries for the Pure Wand contest, I am proud to finally announce the winning...
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
It’s that time… time to move into the next phase of my What would you do for a Pure Wand?...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
