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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
Now that Hysteria’s come out, everyone has an opinion about vibrators. Many of which I ignore. But I had not...
Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for...
If you had asked me years ago if I was ever going to tell my parents about my blog, I...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
While the rest of the world was chomping on chips and gluing their unblinking eyes to a TV on Superbowl...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
I got my chance to tell my parents about my work sooner than I expected. They invited me over for...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite...