September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,...
December 10th, 2009 Having received an orange Jimmyjane Little Chroma in the mail from a Halloween giveaway I didn’t know I...
January 2nd, 2010 Although I’d just read a terrible piece of “science,” I was too tired to go for the...
February 9th, 2010 Dear diary, today I learned that masturbation while drunk is really fucking annoying. I spent most of...
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
I just discovered the existence of Bo, a new cock ring from LELO. Get this: it’s rechargeable! Has any company...
Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can...
Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. Simply type “adult shop” into your Yelp app, or enter the...
Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a...
Your body is not ready for The Final Member. More than once you will feel a sudden, searing lurch in...
If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was as a teenager, look no further than the...
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative...
