When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
I think it’s fair to say that my boyfriend’s getting a little irritated with having to bring in mail that...
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
