Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as...
Recently, somebody pointed out to me just how far my giveaways have come. An old giveaway from the early days...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
Hey, friend, how’s your G-spot doing lately? Still real, despite what the media says? Perhaps feeling a bit drab, a little...
The idea, like all the best ideas, came to me while I was stoned. Lying in bed, half-asleep, it just...
Yay, the Canadian cuties at Fuze have four new suction cup dildos: Flame, Major (uncut and girthy!), Freddie, and Star....
Feels like I’ve been waiting forever to tell you this and I’m nearly bursting at the seams. So I’m just...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
This Christmas, every time I hugged my grandpa, he feigned outrage and yelled “sexual assault!” At my boyfriend’s parents’ house,...
“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words,...
Most important news first, y’all: Fun Factory’s Stronic G is a REVELATION. Like the other Stronics, this toy thrusts all...
