2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging about sex toys, got...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...
GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. I’m here to help you get the best Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals on sex toys!...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
...be. To my surprise, over 500 people found 20+ Boris clues, so competition for the grand prize was very tough! As a thank you to you all for so diligently trawling through my archives, I compiled a video of Boris’ finest moments. Please enjoy this weird-ass cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Own4NLnTBNs GRAND PRIZE...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
My fanaticism for menstrual cups borders on religious. I’ve been using them almost exclusively for about 4 years now, and...
FUN FACTORY IS MAKING MENSTRUAL CUPS. YES, THIS DESERVES ALL CAPS. They’re called the Fun Cups. I have used them...
Say you’re in a sex toy megastore along the highway. You’re on a road trip, making a pit stop to...
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that...
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
There comes a time in every website’s life when it starts to outgrow itself. It becomes clunky, out-dated, technologically subpar....
