It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
California Exotic Novelties
Cal Exotic is one of the big four sex toy manufacturers, in addition to Doc Johnson, Topco, and Pipedream. In my opinion, they are one of the better ones, although that’s not a huge compliment. They have a luxury-focused division called Jopen.
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink or magenta — I’m talking cutesy, baby shower...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
The 1st thing I noticed about the Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong was his alluring scent. OMG, it reminded me of cherry...