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Sex toys that have deep, resonant vibrations, as opposed to surface-level buzzy vibrations. Rumbly vibrations are less likely to numb, and therefore more stimulating.

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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
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Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators
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Review: Dame Kip and Pom

Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
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Je Joue Rabbit Bullet and G-Spot Bullet vibrators on a table next to a large golden fish sculpture.
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Review: Je Joue Bullets (Rabbit + G-Spot)

The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
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BMS Factory Swan Curve vibrator leaning against the Swan Wand, with Mini Swan Wand in foreground, in a kiddie pool.
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Review: Swan Wand, Mini Swan Wand + Swan Curve

When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
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Two Fleshlights (with vulvas) side by side, with a vibe on each clit.
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Buzzy vs. rumbly vibrators: SEE & DISCERN the difference!

“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words,...
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LELO Siri 2 vibrator on top of a bunch of sun-bleached rocks.
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Review: Siri 2

FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
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L'Amourose Rosa and Rosa Rouge vibrators in a windowsill.
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Review: Rosa and Rosa Rouge

It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
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We-Vibe Tango Glow (pink) and Dusk (gray-blue) Pleasure Mate Collection
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Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection (Dusk and Glow)

I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
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Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
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BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy rechargeable G-spot vibrator lying on some soft grey fur.
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Review: Sassy

I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
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Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.
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Review: Volta

I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
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SenseMax SenseVibe rechargeable dual vibrator next to a burnt yellow fuzzy scarf.
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Review: SenseVibe

The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
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Doxy Don and Doxy Die Cast on a desk. The Nuzzle Tip attachment is on the Doxy Die Cast's head.
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Review: Doxy Massager (Die Cast) and The Don

Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
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Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).
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Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
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Minna Limon rechargeable vibrator chillin' in a snow bank.
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Review: Limon

I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
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The LELO Mona 2 rechargeable vibrator in three colors: purple, red, and cerise (pink), lying on a cream-colored knit fabric.
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I got back-ups of my favorite vibrator and life is perfect

I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
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We-Vibe Tango Glow (pink) and Dusk (gray-blue) Pleasure Mate Collection

Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection (Dusk and Glow)

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