Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...