I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
Sex Toy Reviews
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I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...