I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
Screaming O is not a high-end sex toy company, or at least they didn’t used to be. They’re more known...
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
Say you’re in a sex toy megastore along the highway. You’re on a road trip, making a pit stop to...
My fanaticism for menstrual cups borders on religious. I’ve been using them almost exclusively for about 4 years now, and...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...