Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,...