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Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The Gigi used to be one of LELO’s flagship toys. A true fan favorite. The kind of toy people would keep...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
If you like pushing around the skin on a wrinkly dog, you will love touching the Tenga Iroha vibrators. They...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
Finally, a manufacturer is going balls-to-the-wall with their silicone sex toy designs — and I love how flamboyant and playful they are. Spanish company BS Atelier makes a dildo for everyone: one for vegans and/or those who miss Gateway computer boxes, one for horror fans, another for people who like to splatter paint, and even one...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music- and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...