I have a thing for twinks. Luckily, I’m young enough that it’s not yet creepy, but sometimes watching twink porn...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
It’s not every day you receive a postcard along with a sex toy. Along with a packet of materials explaining...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
Brent Corrigan’s Summit is supposed to be a reality-style porn film. All the stars journeyed to a Lake Tahoe cabin...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
Nobody can argue that Bloomy isn’t cute. It’s freaking adorable, in fact. Cute designs are definitely Fun Factory’s forte. The...
A while back, I wrote up a post entitled “Cal Exotic inches toward integrity,” which detailed the new and hilariously...
There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
In trying to articulate what makes much of Tristan Taormino’s porn so great, I’ve decided on this: she pushes her...
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
The Fun Factory Curve is a curly 100% silicone dildo that is not ashamed of its adorableness. It’s made of a...
Sure, bullet/egg vibes rule. They’re tiny and portable and made for the clit. In a way, they’re all bound to...