I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my...
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
Genre: BisexualDirector: Chi Chi LaRueLength: 1 hour, 25 minutesCast: Cameron Marshall, Ryan Alexander, Lola, Lee Stephens, Shy Love, Britney Amber,...
The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
I needed gloves to wear for my product videos. The Erotique Sheer Lace Gloves looked fairly cute. They’re black, lacy,...
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the...
Bare With Me is a sex game, so unsurprisingly, the box is beyond ridiculous; it features a jungle scene with...
Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna Angel. There is no plotline, just discrete scenes,...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
Eon McKai understands something about porn that many directors don’t: male porn stars can be more than disembodied penises. Of...
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes begins with a lesson from Tristan, about nine minutes long. As you might imagine,...
I’m going to resist the urge to refer to the LELO Bob as though it were male. It is going...