Kama Sutra Love Liquid is water-based, but the untrained eye and vagina might think it silicone-based. It is insanely thin....
Sex Toy Reviews
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Genre: LesbianDirector: Mike QuasarLength: 2 hours, 7 minutesCast: Jana Jordan, Sophia Santi, Erin Avery, Georgia Jones, Sochee Mala, Kimberly Kane,...
I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts...
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
After my disappointing experience with California Exotic’s aluminum butt plugs, Metis Black (president of Tantus) offered to send me Tantus’s...
Go ahead, tar and feather me… I didn’t love Champion. It pains me not to fall head-over-heels in love with...
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...
I had a lot of hope for the Tantus Stroker. It’s one of the only 100% silicone masturbation sleeves in existence, made...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
A circus is a hard thing to pull off in a porno, which is why I was half-expecting the scenery...
The Sportsheets Vibrating Velvet Harness is composed mostly of nylon straps, so when I touch/look at/wear it, all I can...
Pussy a Go Go is a fake documentary about a traveling burlesque carnival show — or, rather, the (often sexual)...