2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging about sex toys, got...
VixSkin

I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
...BE? WHO WOULDN’T WANT NEON AND TIE DYE DILDOS? Take notice, world. People like things that are not pastel pink! Anyway, the winner I’ve randomly selected is Maggie Munkee, who chose a tie dye Maverick. Freaking congrats! HUGE THANKS again to Searah of Early to Bed for understanding my fervor and supplying this incredible prize!...
So after screaming “IS THIS REAL LIFE???” and recovering from my initial heart attack when I heard about these new...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
Damn! You guys really like dildos, don’t you?! The response to my Squeeze some VixSkin giveaway was immense. I wish...
Since falling for the Fleshlight, my boyfriend has had a distinct distaste for strokers that feel — as he puts it...
It’s no secret I adore VixSkin, the soft-on-the-outside and hard-on-the-inside silicone invented by Vixen Creations. Right now, I’m still on...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s a simple pink dildo with a bulging head,...