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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

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    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Epiphora-approved porn

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Fun Factory

Fun Factory is a German vibrator manufacturer. Their designs are whimsical and colorful. The best Fun Factory toys are the innovative Stronic G and Stronic Surf (they thrust!) and versatile external vibe Volta. They also make menstrual cups and my fave silicone butt plug, the Bootie.

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Review: Big Boss G5

August 16, 2012
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
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Legend for my header

April 12, 2011
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
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Giveaway: Green sex toys for everyone!

February 28, 2011
I’ve never been a big participator in St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t go out and get wasted on Irish Car...
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Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring rechargeable silicone vibrator
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Review: Spring

August 17, 2010
The Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring is a little pipsqueak of a vibrator in the same family as Fun Factory’s Bubbles,...
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Fun Factory Flexi Felix silicone anal beads
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Review: Flexi Felix

March 21, 2010
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for over two years now, so it’s high time I tried some mothafuggin’ anal beads....
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Hell Yes: Cobra Libre

March 7, 2010
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
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Review: Tiger

October 28, 2009
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
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Review: Curve

June 21, 2009
The Fun Factory Curve is a curly 100% silicone dildo that is not ashamed of its adorableness. It’s made of a...
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Review: Bloomy

June 4, 2009
Nobody can argue that Bloomy isn’t cute. It’s freaking adorable, in fact. Cute designs are definitely Fun Factory’s forte. The...
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Review: Bootie

June 4, 2009
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
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Review: Share

May 26, 2009
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
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Review: Benjamin Bond

March 22, 2009
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
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Review: Twister

March 6, 2009
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
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Fun Factory G-Twist
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Review: G-Twist

January 21, 2009
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
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Fun Factory Delight rechargeable silicone G-spot vibrator
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Review: Delight

April 18, 2008
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...
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Review: Sally Seal

February 1, 2008
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
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