I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,... Keep Reading
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Sex toys that have deep, resonant vibrations, as opposed to surface-level buzzy vibrations. Rumbly vibrations are less likely to numb, and therefore more stimulating.
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the... Keep Reading
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of... Keep Reading
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols... Keep Reading
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or... Keep Reading
“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words,... Keep Reading
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,... Keep Reading
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were... Keep Reading
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept... Keep Reading
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim... Keep Reading
I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a... Keep Reading
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a... Keep Reading
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS... Keep Reading
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was... Keep Reading
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me... Keep Reading
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to... Keep Reading
