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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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    Epiphora-approved porn

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Tantus

Tantus is a sex toy manufacturer best known for its 100% silicone dildos and butt plugs. I love a lot of their stuff, including the Cush O2, Echo, Ryder, and Magma. Their tiny dildos are adorable and they have an incredible closeout section. Cheap cheap cheap silicone toys!

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November 15, 2012
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November 10, 2012
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October 29, 2012
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
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4-year blogiversary giveaway — 15 prizes!

October 3, 2012
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Mini sex toy doodads!

August 27, 2012
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
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Review: Cush O2

July 16, 2012
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
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Boiling day

February 24, 2012
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
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Review: Severin

January 23, 2012
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
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December 31, 2011
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
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Blogiversary giveaway: celebrating 200 reviews with 600 bucks!

October 6, 2011
Oh snap, my friends! This week is my 3-year blogging anniversary, and I’ve hit 200 reviews written! I wrote 35 reviews...
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Tantus sends me a box of challenges

August 17, 2011
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
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Review: Ryder

July 26, 2011
There is nothing wrong with the Tantus Ryder. This is a butt plug that means business. It does its job...
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Review: Goddess

May 6, 2011
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
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