You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
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So, peeps, remember those Twitter parties I held a while back? They were awesome and really fun, so I decided...
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
There is something about Kimberly Kane’s brain that I really like. My Own Master, her latest directorial movie, reminds me...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
The Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring is a little pipsqueak of a vibrator in the same family as Fun Factory’s Bubbles,...
July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
This is what I call a fucking tease: Oh, you want to click on the toys? See bigger pictures? Read...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
