So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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While the rest of the world was chomping on chips and gluing their unblinking eyes to a TV on Superbowl...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
Now that Hysteria’s come out, everyone has an opinion about vibrators. Many of which I ignore. But I had not...
I got my chance to tell my parents about my work sooner than I expected. They invited me over for...
Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
If you had asked me years ago if I was ever going to tell my parents about my blog, I...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite...
