April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this... Keep Reading
Jack-off Journal
Where I recount all the ~salacious~ details of my masturbation sessions. Not really. More like whether I can orgasm at the exact moment the timer for the corn dogs goes off.
December 10th, 2009 Having received an orange Jimmyjane Little Chroma in the mail from a Halloween giveaway I didn’t know I... Keep Reading
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing... Keep Reading
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have... Keep Reading
Who needs lube when you have a video of Steven St. Croix fucking the unbelievably hot Roxy Deville? Not me!... Keep Reading
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I... Keep Reading
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to... Keep Reading
April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t... Keep Reading
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud... Keep Reading
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On... Keep Reading
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the... Keep Reading
January 21st, 2012 After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like... Keep Reading
October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing... Keep Reading
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I... Keep Reading
July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There... Keep Reading
February 3rd, 2011 Tonight I found one of my favorite male pornstars, Danny Wylde, on cam. When he saw my... Keep Reading
