February 9th, 2010 Dear diary, today I learned that masturbation while drunk is really fucking annoying. I spent most of...
Jack-off Journal
Where I recount all the ~salacious~ details of my masturbation sessions. Not really. More like whether I can orgasm at the exact moment the timer for the corn dogs goes off.
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
January 21st, 2012 After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like...
August 5th, 2010 Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it...
Who needs lube when you have a video of Steven St. Croix fucking the unbelievably hot Roxy Deville? Not me!...
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
January 24th, 2013 I was really excited to watch the latest video from Wolf Hudson’s website, as it starred Kimberly...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the...
Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
January 2nd, 2010 Although I’d just read a terrible piece of “science,” I was too tired to go for the...
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
