For a set of restraints, the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream....
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of...
Pussy a Go Go is a fake documentary about a traveling burlesque...
The Sportsheets Vibrating Velvet Harness is composed mostly of nylon straps, so...
A circus is a hard thing to pull off in a porno,...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized...
I had a lot of hope for the Tantus Stroker. It’s one of...
What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed...
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time,...
Go ahead, tar and feather me… I didn’t love Champion. It pains...
After my disappointing experience with California Exotic’s aluminum butt plugs, Metis Black...
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in...
