Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
Sex Toy Reviews
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The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
Genre: LesbianDirector: Mike QuasarLength: 2 hours, 7 minutesCast: Jana Jordan, Sophia Santi, Erin Avery, Georgia Jones, Sochee Mala, Kimberly Kane,...
Kama Sutra Love Liquid is water-based, but the untrained eye and vagina might think it silicone-based. It is insanely thin....
Sure, bullet/egg vibes rule. They’re tiny and portable and made for the clit. In a way, they’re all bound to...
The Fun Factory Curve is a curly 100% silicone dildo that is not ashamed of its adorableness. It’s made of a...
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
In trying to articulate what makes much of Tristan Taormino’s porn so great, I’ve decided on this: she pushes her...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since...
A while back, I wrote up a post entitled “Cal Exotic inches toward integrity,” which detailed the new and hilariously...
Nobody can argue that Bloomy isn’t cute. It’s freaking adorable, in fact. Cute designs are definitely Fun Factory’s forte. The...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...