...Liberator sends a Wedge along with the Scoop. So here I am with two Wedges, a Scoop, a Ramp, and a suddenly not-big-enough apartment. Seriously, the Scoop is enormous. I mean huge: 24″ wide, 40″ long and 12″ tall. It’s hard to visualize, I know, but take my word for...
Sex Toy Reviews
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Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate...
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already...
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s...
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in...
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos....
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds,...
I expect a lot from Sasha Grey. And I expected a lot...
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic...
If you have a stuffed-up nose and malfunctioning taste buds, Intimate Organics...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet...
Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s...
Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome —...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon...
I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for...

















