I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
It’s not every day you receive a postcard along with a sex...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my...
I’m going to resist the urge to refer to the LELO Bob...
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes begins with a lesson from Tristan,...
Eon McKai understands something about porn that many directors don’t: male porn...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m...
Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna...
Bare With Me is a sex game, so unsurprisingly, the box is...
Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp....
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I...
I needed gloves to wear for my product videos. The Erotique Sheer...
The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve...
