It sounds wrong to say “my Cry Baby is dead.” But it’s true. Now, I did not drop my Cry...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...
Genre: LesbianDirector: Anton SlayerLength: 2 hours, 13 minutesCast: Gina Lynn, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Jada Fire, Tori Black, Eva Angelina,...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
Genre: LesbianDirector: Andre MadnessLength: 2 hours, 5 minutesCast: Bree Olson, Sasha Grey, Ava Rose, Lisa Neils, Angie Savage, Lexxi Tyler,...
Genre: BisexualDirector: Ed “Twinkle-Toes” Hunter (hey, that’s what it says on the cover…)Length: 2 hours, 33 minutes Cast: Nicole, Rick,...
As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
Genre: Mostly straight, vignetteDirector: Gregg AlanLength: 2 hours, 23 minutesCast: Nicole Ray, Brittany Angel, Mickey Graham, Cameron Love, Chayse Evans,...
Here is who I am: I got very excited when I received a 2GB jumpdrive as a gift. I anxiously...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy...
Silicone, eh? Is that so? Really? I don’t believe you. You are California Exotic; you do not do this. You...
There’s been some hoopla and excitement surrounding this new toy company, Evolved Novelties, so when I was offered the opportunity...
Genre: GayDirector: George DuroyLength: 2 hours, 15 minutesCast: Josh Elliot, Ethan Clarke, Benjamin Bloom, Jeff Daniels, Ralph Woods, Alex Orioli,...
