Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
I confess, I used to store my toys in a cardboard box. This was back when I only had a...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink or magenta — I’m talking cutesy, baby shower...
Buddy came to me as if from outer space — sitting upright inside a plastic tube. A blurb on the...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...