Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
Sex Toy Reviews
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I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
I confess, I used to store my toys in a cardboard box. This was back when I only had a...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink or magenta — I’m talking cutesy, baby shower...
Buddy came to me as if from outer space — sitting upright inside a plastic tube. A blurb on the...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold...
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...
