Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure...
I confess, I used to store my toys in a cardboard box....
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the...
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink...
Buddy came to me as if from outer space — sitting upright...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position...
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get...
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of...
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should...
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal....
Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I...
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find...















