When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
If you like pushing around the skin on a wrinkly dog, you will love touching the Tenga Iroha vibrators. They...
My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight....
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
Reading The Big Book of Sex Toys, I learned that it’s hard to read a book about subject I already...
I expect a lot from Sasha Grey. And I expected a lot from The Birthday Party, since it marks one...
Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About Kevin, I inhaled The Feminist Porn Book. I...
The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
Genre: GayDirector: George DuroyLength: 2 hours, 15 minutesCast: Josh Elliot, Ethan Clarke, Benjamin Bloom, Jeff Daniels, Ralph Woods, Alex Orioli,...
It’s not like I needed to read The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. I discovered my G-spot three...
Genre: Lesbian, Feature Length: 98 minutes Cast: Harmony Rose, Monica Mayhem, Audrey Hollander, Gwen Summers, Holly Wellin, Jennifer Dark, Cameron...