I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
Sex Toy Reviews
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The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
For a set of restraints, the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System seems to make a dangerous declaration: fuck bedposts....
Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton...
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
The Sportsheets Vibrating Velvet Harness is composed mostly of nylon straps, so when I touch/look at/wear it, all I can...
I proudly identify as a “dildo slinger” — that’s a much way cooler way of saying “sex toy retail worker.”...
While I’m generally a pretty frugal person, there are a handful things in life I don’t like to skimp on:...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...