I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
Sex Toy Reviews
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Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
Finally, a manufacturer is going balls-to-the-wall with their silicone sex toy designs — and I love how flamboyant and playful they are. Spanish company BS Atelier makes a dildo for everyone: one for vegans and/or those who miss Gateway computer boxes, one for horror fans, another for people who like to splatter paint, and even one...
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Say you’re in a sex toy megastore along the highway. You’re on a road trip, making a pit stop to...
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...