The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
Sex Toy Reviews
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The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their...
I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original...
I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of...
What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...
Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and...
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes begins with a lesson from Tristan, about nine minutes long. As you might imagine,...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...