I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
Sex Toy Reviews
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Genre: BisexualDirector: Chi Chi LaRueLength: 1 hour, 25 minutesCast: Cameron Marshall, Ryan Alexander, Lola, Lee Stephens, Shy Love, Britney Amber,...
Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature, a very shiny ceramic dildo made by Duncan...
Silicone, eh? Is that so? Really? I don’t believe you. You are California Exotic; you do not do this. You...
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink or magenta — I’m talking cutesy, baby shower...
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is futuristic and adorable, small and perfect for grasping....
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
I have a thing for twinks. Luckily, I’m young enough that it’s not yet creepy, but sometimes watching twink porn...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...
I had high hopes for Speakeasy, Courtney Trouble’s third film, because its premise is incredibly hot: a detective discovers an...
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...