Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat...
I’ll admit I scoffed at Real Housewife of Atlanta Kandi Burruss’ new line of sex toys, Bedroom Kandi. Look, I’m not into...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
It’s hard to describe Liberator shapes to people. The word “shape” doesn’t exactly evoke much, so sometimes you have to resort...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original...
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why...
