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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

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    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

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dual-density

Some silicone toys are made with two densities of silicone, resulting in toys with a squishy outer layer over a firmer core. Tantus and Vixen Creations are the main purveyors of dual-density silicone with their O2 and VixSkin lines, but other companies have created their own lines also.

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