Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
LELO
LELO is a well-known Swedish sex toy brand with a high-end aesthetic. My favorites: Mona 2 (I have three of them…), Siri 2, Ella, and the Luna Beads. Their rechargeables tend to hold their charges FOREVER.
However, they’ve had their share of fuck-ups. See: Sona, Pino, Ida, Ora, and the SmartWands.
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
...can go to one, write down which items intrigue you, then come home and look them up online. Figure out which ones get good reviews, find a good deal, and go from there. You’re going to have to spend a little money, but with research, you hopefully won’t waste it....
...an online photo editor. Start with levels, then adjust color balance and brightness/contrast. Crop thoughtfully, and use the clone stamp tool if there’s something distracting like a speck of dirt or tuft of cat hair. Force yourself to edit your photos, even if you don’t understand it. With enough practice, you’ll...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
...Means (My favorite review of the year, no matter the toy.) I’m tempted to give this to my Rough Sex 3 review based solely on this screenshot I took: But you have to know that I agreed to review the iVibe Massager phone app knowing it would fail, send me into a...
2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a...
Before we give the middle finger to 2018, please come along with me on a romp through the year in...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
I’ve never been a big participator in St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t go out and get wasted on Irish Car...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
I just discovered the existence of Bo, a new cock ring from LELO. Get this: it’s rechargeable! Has any company...
