Your boyfriend seems to be pretty comfortable with your reviewing. I’m curious about your choice to remain anonymous since you...
LELO
LELO is a well-known Swedish sex toy brand with a high-end aesthetic. My favorites: Mona 2 (I have three of them…), Siri 2, Ella, and the Luna Beads. Their rechargeables tend to hold their charges FOREVER.
However, they’ve had their share of fuck-ups. See: Sona, Pino, Ida, Ora, and the SmartWands.
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a...
Let’s start with the stuff I’m actually psyched about, eh? Fun Factory has edited their Share double-ended dildo so that it includes a rechargeable vibrating bullet. GIVE TO ME, YES. They also released the Boss dildo, and several battery-operated vibes: Joupie, Jazzie, and Jam. Tenga has also been hard at...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
I’m going to resist the urge to refer to the LELO Bob as though it were male. It is going...
Before we give the middle finger to 2018, please come along with me on a romp through the year in...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...
Since rabbits fit everyone so differently, I’m wondering if you could tell me how far your clit is from your...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
This is so disappointing, you guys. And a sex toy reviewer’s nightmare. But I just cannot feel the LELO Luna Beads...
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
As you may know, LELO was kind enough to send me their new cock ring, Bo. I have never owned a...
I’ve never been a big participator in St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t go out and get wasted on Irish Car...