Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...
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Traditional mad libs are not nearly filthy enough for me. That’s why I created Piph Libs™. It’s the latest party...
GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. This is it: my annual list of the best sex toy deals for Black Friday and Cyber...
Somehow it’s November already, and with it comes the conclusion of my sex toy survival kits for the apocalypse giveaway....
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...
Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
2020 is not the year we ordered. We’ve spent almost 7 months in quarantine, and now we’re heading into a...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I am seeking a conscientious, sex-positive individual to fill the role of Dildo Butler. This is a highly unique live-out...
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of...
