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After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
Let me begin by saying, YOU GUYS ARE INSANE. I feel like I just spent half my life counting entries...
The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base...
LELO is a sex toy company that listens to people. When consumers loved their uniquely-shaped Gigi, they invented a dildo version named...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
Je Joue, makers of the failtastic SaSi, attempt to make vag balls! In my head, that is the slogan for...
I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
I’ve never been a big participator in St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t go out and get wasted on Irish Car...
Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime,...
October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing...
