Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s Content is meant to speak for itself —...
Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome — which is why I am generally skeptical of...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the...
After all the voting on the entries for the Pure Wand contest, I am proud to finally announce the winning...
A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?. I decided...
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...
For a set of restraints, the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System seems to make a dangerous declaration: fuck bedposts....
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and...
So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck....
It’s that time… time to move into the next phase of my What would you do for a Pure Wand?...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
