So after screaming “IS THIS REAL LIFE???” and recovering from my initial heart attack when I heard about these new...
It’s no secret I adore VixSkin, the soft-on-the-outside and hard-on-the-inside silicone invented by Vixen Creations. Right now, I’m still on...
Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon...
In celebration of my graduation and my leap back into reviewing and blogging, I am excited to announce a bumpy...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,...
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime,...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. Simply type “adult shop” into your Yelp app, or enter the...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...