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So sorry! That page does not exist. But don’t worry; there’s plenty to explore! Are you looking for my sex toy reviews? Or my ragefests? Or a list of all the toys I own? Perhaps you’d like to…

• See if I own or have reviewed a particular toy? Or just find out which ones are my all-time faves?
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Psst… while you’re here…

…you might as well learn how to make a homemade dildo*:

* PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE CAULK AND PVC PIPE DILDOS.